During the battle of 1776 the British tried a stunt similar to the tactics being used against Iran today. The king was sitting off America’s shoreline with fully munitioned vessels. “We can make peace”, he proclaimed. “Simply lie down all your weapons”. This is when the spirit of the second amendment was born.
Fast-forward 500 years, the weapons that Americans refused to lie down are the only things keeping them from being forced to learn Mandarin. The federal structure having completely collapsed.
(Soon Americans will stockpile weapons. Then Satan will come along and sprinkle fairy dust in their eyes, being the fairy that he is. And they will all turn the weapons on each other.)