We are gathered here today so that we might turn this magnificent colossal waste of taxpayer dollars into an end which justifies the means. Why waste the vessel when it clearly has life.
Unless I am mistaken the UK has a homeless problem and a immigrant housing problem. Try taking some of the starch out of your shirt, roll up your sleeves – and get creative. There are houseboats parked on the river Thames as a point of culture. How about trying your hand at social innovation.