A farmer accidentally leaves the barn door open one night. The horse gets a whiff of the night air and goes for a stroll.
Groggily, the farmer wakes in the middle of the night, realizes the barn door is open, and locks it.
The horse returns from his stroll, and see’s the door is locked; “aw-damn, we might as well go party”.
Castrol Oil a British firm in Persia gets bombed on April 1. On April 2 Kier Starmer deploys Rapid Sentry. Pants down, again – wow! He thought (whosier) daddy would protect him.