Author: Teop Versant

35.1 Degree Heatwave

The sky is falling, but only on Sky News. 35.1 Celsius is 95.1 Fahrenheit. Waah, waah, waah. That is a cool day in Arizona. Grow a pair. Suck-it-up buttercup. I can confirm that in the United Kingdom they are crying alligator tears over a little heat.

Proud Americans

If a 2 cent news reporter shoved a microphone in your face and asked you; “Are you still proud to be an American?”. Your brow crinkles and shape-shifts several times – obviously intense contemplation. Mr. Jackson eventually responds; “I plead the fifth”. Then I shake my ass in her face as I walk away. She […]

Persian War Restarted

Do not tell US Congress. A crazy person once famously said: “after all the work done by the United States to try and pull this very complex puzzle together, it should be mandatory that all of these Countries, at a minimum, simultaneously, sign onto the Abraham Accords.”